Another PureGeek Project
"Microsoft says that computer is obsolete? Well, big industry says a lot of things, don't they? Don't send it to a farm upstate on their say-so; selective recycling is the answer! Let it wear a new operating system into the second half of its life!"
Why are there roughly 400 million Microsoft Refugee Computers in the world right now?
Some time ago, Microsoft mandated that all hardware that would have Microsoft Windows installed on it be equipped with "Secure Boot" or UEFI capabilities. Microsoft would keep a database of "legitimate" bootable software, and any software trying to boot your machine would be rejected moments after the power came on.
Then Microsoft made a further demand that made roughly 400 million computers "obsolete": every Windows machine must be upgraded to Windows 11. Unfortunately, some 400 million working computers don't have the mandated chip on their motherboard, and so cannot be upgraded to Windows 11 at all.
Now there are a bunch of people who can't "upgrade," or who don't want to, because their computer works fine and they aren't interested in Microsoft's opinion of the definition of "obsolete." These people are prime candidates for Linux User Training and Facilitation.
But there are also a bunch of people who, for reasons, have to stay on Windows, or have already upgraded their machines, and now have an "obsolete" machine in their closet, garage, or under their desk that they can't use or sell, because it's obsolete! They can't throw it away because it still works! But they can't sell it, or even give it away, because it's "obsolete."
Well, we can help. If you let us know about your computer, we can take it off your hands, wipe it so thoroughly that it would take a $five-figure forensic machine purpose-built for forensic data retrieval to access it, then install a whole new operating system on it, and then sell that computer to someone who needs low-cost access to email, cat videos, news, and entertainment.
Usually, when you give your elderly, "obsolete" electronics up to a recycler, they ship them to "a farm upstate" where they are shredded and the precious metals extracted. We want to re-home your old computer. When we say "farm upstate," we mean frolicking in the sunny meadows with their new friend, being a computer for five, seven, ten more years! We think that's better, and if you agree, contact us, and we'll make a plan to get that machine here, to where we can rescue it!